How to Pretend You’re Busy (and Other Office Survival Skills)
Packed with absurdly practical tips, hilarious diagrams, and questionable career moves, this book is the workplace survival manual you didn’t know you needed. Perfect for office veterans, remote slackers, and anyone who’s ever nodded through a meeting they weren’t listening to.
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THE REVIEWS
Testimonials
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Life-changing
“I’ve been at the same desk for three years, and no one’s noticed I don’t know my job. This book is my bible.” – Carl T.
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Promotion material
“After applying these techniques, I got promoted for ‘taking initiative.’ I was actually just rearranging my desk plants.” – Megan L.
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Uncannily accurate
“It’s like they’ve been spying on my office. Even the chapter on ‘strategic coffee runs’ is spot on.” – Ravi S.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is this just a blank notebook with a funny cover?
Absolutely not. How to Pretend You’re Busy contains 76 glorious pages of actual, hilarious, fully illustrated content—no filler, no blank pages, no “gotcha” gag. You get the real deal, cover to cover.
What’s the format?
Paperback, with crisp printing, clean illustrations, and the ideal size for leaving casually on your desk as a conversation starter. It's also vegan and gluten free.
Is this an appropriate gift?
Definitely. It’s perfect for Secret Santa, farewell parties, promotions, demotions, birthdays, or anyone who needs a good laugh about work.
Who is this book for?
Office workers, remote workers, freelancers, interns, managers, ex-managers, and anyone who’s ever mastered the art of looking busy while doing nothing. Basically, humans.
Is it safe to read at work?
Technically, yes—if you’re good at hiding your laughter and can angle your monitor away from Karen in HR.
Will my boss find out I bought this?
Only if you ship it to the office. We recommend a discreet home delivery (or sending it to a “friend”).
Can I actually learn how to pretend to be busy from this book?
Let’s just say… we take no responsibility if you become too good at it.
How do I contact you?
You can reach us at info@definitelylegitpublishing.com, but sorry, we are not hiring.